The 25th Annual MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS was lastnight and boy do I have plenty to say.  First off the host UK’s RUSSELL BRAND was a hot mess.

He looked like he had on a bad AMY WINEHOUSE wig, his jokes weren’t funny, and at some points he was actually offensive. For example his continuos ridicule of the JONAS BROTHERS’ promise rings pissed off their friend JORDIN SPARKS… Here’s what she had to say about it…

Now it wouldn’t be the VMA’s without the performances!  LIL’ WAYNE performed twice.  The first time he took to the stage he had on no shirt and his pants were sagging below his behind.  Looking at LIL’ WAYNE’s underwear and lil’ bitty chest for 4 minutes was not easy on the eyes.  He did, however, get the crowd pumped and he looked much better when he came back out and performed with KID ROCK.  You heard that right… LIL’ WAYNE is rockin’ it out on every station.  Get that cheese WEEZY!

Now PINK did her thang!!!  She worked that outdoor set breaking glass, causing explosions, and sliding down a bed sheet from a second floor fire escape… all without missing a note!  She started off in a blue poofy dress but ended on stage in a sexy black bathing suit and heels.  You did that, PINK!

Yet another great performance was T.I. He started off with “WHATEVER YOU LIKE.” He sang walking through various boutique sets and a club scene while his model chick followed along gettin spoiled. T.I. asked me to do that part with him, but I was too busy over the weekend. Sorry T.I…. but Thanx anyway! Next, him and RIHANNA shared the debut performance of their song “LIVE YOUR LIFE.” RIHANNA looked great and she pulled off that jacket without a wardrobe malfunction! GOOD JOB!

KANYE WEST ended the show with “LOVE LOCKDOWN.” The song is hot and the performance was good, but it wasn’t a show closer in my opinion.

 The surprise big winner of the show was BRITNEY SPEARS. Now BRITNEY SPEARS opened the show with a lil’ comedy skit, which by the way wasn’t funny. Then she went on to win 3 awards, which by the way wasn’t funny.  BRITNEY SPEARS is still relevant? I noticed they let her do all that talking and gave her all those awards but where was the performance.  Now that was funny!… I guess they didn’t want a repeat of the drunken mess she delivered last time.  Well, she looked in shape, had on a nice wig, and she may have even had on a pair of panties. Congrats on the clean up job BRITT.  NOW GO GET THEM KIDS!

Someone who wasn’t looking too hot….. CIARA. I love you girl, but that wig looked like you were going to a DIANA ROSS and THE SUPREMES audition.  You too pretty to have that mop on your head covering up your face!  And while we at it…  T-PAIN get rid of that closet full of mess that you call clothes!  Oooohhh  I wish Angela Bassett would get over to his house and burn that mess up like she did on WAITING TO EXHALE! 

Can anyone tell me where was JAY-Z, BEYONCE, MARY J BLIGE…..?  CHILD THAT’S THE SHOW!

And when did JOHN LEGEND start acting?  First TERRENCE HOWARD drops an album and now JOHN LEGEND is an actor.  Yall know that wasn’t really his girlfriend!  That’s all I’m gonna say about that….

Well that’s my VMA Recap.  LORD I hope RUSSELL BRAND ain’t mess things up for me to host next year…

Well i told you yesterday that I have been hearing that my girl JAQUITTA WILLIAMS over at WSB NEWS was leaving…I spoke with JaQuitta and she said that she is leaving and her last day will be next Sunday, she didn’t go into details, but she did say that she is featured in the October issue of ESSENCE magazine, so pick up your copy.  JAQUITTA also told me to tell all of her fans that she loves all of you guys and thanks for all of the love and support…On a personal not I no that she is prayed up so she will be alright…WE LOVE YOU QUITTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Valentina’s Boutique in Milwaukee say’s that OPRAH WINFREY’S mother has a balance of $150,000 dollars…Why would you give her that type of credit, if she didn’t pass the credit check…Just because her daughter has cheese (money) does not mean that the mother is loaded…Y’all got all excited when you found out that she was Oprah’s mother and gave her a key to the boutique…Well if she owes $150,000 then the store must be empty

Make sure you check out the STAND UP TO CANCER television special that airs tonight at 8 simultaneously on NBC, ABC and CBS…BEYONCE FERGIE, MARIAH CAREY, CIARA, LEYSHIA COLE and ASHANTI are some of the entertainers that will perform a special song titled JUST STAND UP…All in an effort to raise money for cancer as well as help in the fight against cancer…So check it out tonight at 8pm.

Don’t forget to check out the 2008 VMA AWARDS this Sunday…They will air at 9pm on MTV…CHRIS BROWN is up for four awards, LIL WAYNE has two nominations…T. I., RIHANNA, T-PAIN, LUPE FIASCO, KID ROCK and USHER are some of the performers, so make you check it out and I will give you the LOW LOW on who was wearing what, who was with who and all of that good stuff on GIRL TALK, Monday.

USHER will do his thang today at the openign concert of the 2008-2009 NFL season in New York at 3pm, so make sure you check him out…The game will be the Washington Redskins against the Super Bowl Champion New York Giants.

USHER has also announced that his is working on a ONE NIGHT STAND tour for ladies only…15 shows are already booked, but no other details about the shows have been released…I hope he has talked things over with you know who, because if not y’all know that she will be tripping.  I KNOW THAT HE IS GOING TO TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to statistics there are 8 million blacks 18 and over that are not registered voters…This is a very important Presidential election coming up on November 4th, so all of you unregistered voters meet YUNG JEEZY at JUSTIN’S today from 5-8pm as he kicks off his voter registration drive.  This is SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS restaurant located at 2200 Peachtree Rd…Don’t miss out on being apart of change and history!

Is the Texas delegations at the Republican National Convention telling us something…I thought that the Republicans didn’t want anything to do with the he he’s and she she’s…Now they see that a vote is a vote…Grandma always said be careful with people that always smile in your face…BACK STABBERS!

I’m hearing from several sources that JAQUITTA WILLIAMS of WSB NEWS will be leaving the station soon…I have called and left her a message, but have not received a return call, so i’m just putting it out there just incase there is some truth to this rumor…QUITTA CALL ME, now that i’m on the CW they know that i’m camera ready, i could be the new news lady.

A judge in New York said that AKON must stand trial on the tossing fan case.  He has been charged with second-degree harassment and endangering the welfare of a minor.  Now if he is found guilty of these charges he could face a year and 15 days in jail…Well he said that he is a convict, so like grandma said, be careful what you ask for, you just might get it!…AKON, DON’T DROP THE SOAP, if you are found guilty